| Description | Anyone got any Lycra or Spandex racing gear I can buy to match up with my new $3,000.00 high-tech overpriced and over engineered racing bicycle, so I can look as douchie and wannabe as possible when I meet up with my equally-douchie-non-racer but wanna be racer friends on the weekends? The brighter the better, with as many sponsor brands as possible. The dame I'm into at Starbucks that sells me my Mocha-Choca-Latte-Halfcaf-Decaf Fagachino and smells of body odor and patchouli thinks I'm a real racer, so I have to have the outfit to coordinate my whole look. Thanks. I prefer neon yellows and greens. |
