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Name	pompous-dour putter
Lives in	Norfolk, VA
About:	I am the only midget scooterist that I know of (3' 2 1/2"). I don't like short jokes. I find that I'm always compensating for my short comings. I ride standing on the floor board of my Vespa because I'm not willing to have my bike modified into one of those "feel sorry for me mobiles." Oh, and ladies, you may be shocked but don't call me tripod.
Scooters I own: 1979/'59 Less than P too common E "The Green Meany" P200, 210 kit, custom body work!