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Jedi Chad
Date: 2002-09-19 12:18:42
Comments: HIGH-TECH REDNECK (song by George Jones)
HE’S GOT THIRTEEN CHANNELS OF WRESTLING / COMIN’ IN STRONG FROM A SATELLITE SEND / A TWO HUNDRED FUNCTION REMOTE CONTROL /BIG SCREEN TV WITH STEREO
FOOTBALL BASEBALL NASCAR TOO / WITH PICTURE IN A PICTURE IT'S ALL IN VIEW / AND IF IT COMES ON JUST A LITTLE TOO LATE / WITH HIS VCR’S HE'LL GET IT ON TAPE
HE'S A HIGH-TECH REDNECK / MAYBERRY MEETS STARTREK / HE'S A BUMPKIN' / BUT HE'S PLUGGED IN / HE'S A HIGH-TECH REDNECK
HE’S GOT TWENTY SUB-WOOFERS IN THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK / A THOUSAND WATTS OF POWER AND HE KEEPS IT CRANKED UP / HE AIN'T INTO HIP HOP HE AIN'T INTO RAP / HE LIKES TO RATTLE THEM SPEAKERS WITH RONNIE MILSAP
CD CASSETTE DIGITAL TAPE / CB RADAR AND SCANNIN’ SHORT WAVE / AND IF HE NEEDS TO TALK TO HIS HONEY AT HOME /HE JUST DIALS UP HER NUMBER ON HS CELLULAR PHONE