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If you want to leave a comment on this picture, click stop slideshow Jedi Chad  Date: 2002-09-19 12:18:42
Comments: HIGH-TECH REDNECK (song by George Jones)
HE’S GOT THIRTEEN CHANNELS OF WRESTLING / COMIN’ IN STRONG FROM A SATELLITE SEND / A TWO HUNDRED FUNCTION REMOTE CONTROL /BIG SCREEN TV WITH STEREO
FOOTBALL BASEBALL NASCAR TOO / WITH PICTURE IN A PICTURE IT'S ALL IN VIEW / AND IF IT COMES ON JUST A LITTLE TOO LATE / WITH HIS VCR’S HE'LL GET IT ON TAPE
HE'S A HIGH-TECH REDNECK / MAYBERRY MEETS STARTREK / HE'S A BUMPKIN' / BUT HE'S PLUGGED IN / HE'S A HIGH-TECH REDNECK
HE’S GOT TWENTY SUB-WOOFERS IN THE BACK OF HIS TRUCK / A THOUSAND WATTS OF POWER AND HE KEEPS IT CRANKED UP / HE AIN'T INTO HIP HOP HE AIN'T INTO RAP / HE LIKES TO RATTLE THEM SPEAKERS WITH RONNIE MILSAP
CD CASSETTE DIGITAL TAPE / CB RADAR AND SCANNIN’ SHORT WAVE / AND IF HE NEEDS TO TALK TO HIS HONEY AT HOME /HE JUST DIALS UP HER NUMBER ON HS CELLULAR PHONE

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violettrainwreck  Date: 2002-09-19 00:27:08
Comments: agent .08 is that verison

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Agent +.08  Date: 2002-09-18 23:57:48
Comments: I think it's amusing to see a city dwellin redneck on a super hi tech cell phone.

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Jedi Chad  Date: 2002-09-16 10:04:30
Comments: Mom, can you come pick me up, the other guys are making fun of my bike again!

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